Act two, scene six

I told Romeo I would send to him a messenger today to arrange marriage plans. But the nurse had been three hours already... THREE HOURS! My god that woman took forever. I wanted to know what my love had said. It turned out, he wants to get married today! So we had set up the marriage plans and the Friar Lawrence is going to marry us. Oh boy oh boy am I excited! But we are going to have to keep our love and marriage a secret. That's too bad. But the marriage I am really looking forward too. Oh, it's going to be a fantastic feeling to know that I will be married to Romeo, therefore he'd be all mine. Forever, but oh! If only his name wasn't  Romeo. My dear, sweet Romeo... WHY!!!